Clearly* I shouldn't be allowed near a computer on my own.

I'm going to hug my cat and log off for a bit, I think.

Got a new painting. It's absolutely gorgeous ( Read more... )

Woke up to all the ladyboys and engorged members in my inbox this morning. NOT IMPRESSED.

Luckily Young K got in touch and told me what was going on. You know who you are and what I'm talking about.

You are going to pay my friend.

Spent yesterday with the broom army cleaning up the main road. Moved so much rubbish, but the place is looking almost back to normal, apart from the board every where. I can't believe it happened at all ( Read more... )

It's at the bottom of my road.

I can hear sirens and shouting and glass breaking, but I'm fine. I called work and told them I didn't want to travel at the moment, luckily I can work from home for now.

I'd be lying if I said I wasn't worried, but I've got food for the next couple of days, though I expect it'll be over by tomorrow night.

Playing Minecraft.

I blame Darren.

(Sorry John...)

He's back, and he's fine. S continues to find new ways to keep my life interesting.

Mike, it occurs to me I have not had you and your lovely wife for a return match. Fancy coming for dinner in the week? I'll even make your favourite. (It's still the same right?)

He stole the CAT. WHY.

Not much I can do about it now, I suppose. I'll call John in the morning. I'm assuming he's safe.

S, I know you read this, try not to let him eat too much tuna, it'll make him sick.

Because this week sucked. I managed to get through most of the paper work, but then Edith was all 'Do you think you should go through the stuff for the previous year as well?' and I had to say yes, didn't I ( Read more... )

Cat vomit by the bed. Murphy unrepentant, also has smeared vom on sofa. Why. Why would you do that ( Read more... )